karina. 20. recent college graduate; theatre major; sorority girl; former sonic carhop; feminist; film enthusiast; fangirl. I wanted to put some lyrics here, but caved to tradition and made a list instead.
Every time I see RDJ doing something hilarious now, I picture him using it in a PowerPoint presentation he’s giving to Chris Evans on How To Remain Awesome At 47.
“Evans, I am giving you this advice for a reason. Listen to me. Listen. If you are ever given a choice between doing something ridiculous and maintaining your dignity, ask yourself whether assholes who maintain their dignity ever get their picture in a purple velour suit in People Magazine. No, they don’t. You know what else they don’t get to do? Cuddle with Jimmy Kimmel. Don’t laugh, he smells amazing. Evans, are you listening to me? When in doubt, ask what you would have done when you were fifteen, then do it.”
So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.
“Evans, you are thirty years old. I am forty seven. I get hungry like every three fucking hours, so I am going to eat a goddamn snack. If you want to be doing action films when you are forty seven, you are going to need to get used to hiding dried fruit around the set. Do you want to be doing action films when you are forty seven?”